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Here are some shots of Megan Fox looking visibly annoyed at the person taking these pictures. I evoke the same anger out of women when I stare at their crotches too long too.

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Yes, I have low self esteem and yes, I deem it necessary to make fun of other people’s shortcoming to make myself feel better. The end.

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I’ll admit it, It’s my fucking guilty pleasure and I love every damn minute of it….

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via Buzzfeed


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Here are some photos of Jennifer Aniston untouched by the magical wonder that is photoshop. Someone said she looks ‘vulnerable’, I agree.

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Here are some shots of Kelly Brook showing off her hot self at the premiere of Piranha 3D. However ridiculous and however awful this movie is, I’ll still drop some cash to see Kellys hotness eminating on the big screen.

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I’m thinking the person who recut this trailer was on to something when he envisioned a Killer Whale that actually killed without remorse….




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Eva Mendes Is The Hotness

August 18, 2010

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Here are some shots of Eva Mendes sexing up a photoshoot for Flaunt Magazine…a formerly obscure magazine that has recently been made relevant with the help of Eva Mendes hotness.

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Here’s the awesome new 2 minute commercial for Vitamin Water, staring everyones favorite big teeth, dementia suffering, lunatic, Gary Busey. I’m pretty sure Tim And Eric had something to do with the awesomeness of this commercial….