For all those with $150,000,000 to spare on some real estate, Aaron Spelling’s 123-room Holmby Hills mansion has officially hit the open market. Iincluded in this monstrosity are a bowling alley in the basement, a beauty parlor and a barber shop in the 17,000 square foot attic, a gift wrapping room, doll museum, a home gym, a wine cellar and wine tasting room, a humidity-controlled silver storage room, a room just for the China, and a leviathan living room that does double duty as a screening room where the screen rises up out of the floor, a major motor court with a spitting fountain in the center, covered parking for a fleet of fancy automobiles, meandering pathways that circle the property, formal gardens including a rooftop rose garden, a swimming pool and spa complex and a tennis court. More wretched excess! Sigh….Here’s an idea out of the box: Donate this place as a shelter for homeless people with children that would adhere to a vegetarian diet, a drug free, alcohol free, tobacco free community in this time of our economic paradigm shift.
Former Eight Is Enough and Charles In Charge star, Willie Aames is really feeling the pinch of the economic slowdown and is resorting to selling his personal items in a garage sale to make some dough. Dozens showed up Thursday at a garage sale at his Olathe home, where Aames made deals with bargain-hunters and signed autographs. The 48-year-old Aames has fallen upon hard times. He filed for bankruptcy last year and his home is in foreclosure. All the best to Willie. I hope things get better for you real soon buddy.
Here are a few pics of Anna Kournikova being the hotness that she is at the New York Stock Exchange. She rang the opening bell for the Boys And Girls Club and because i’m too lazy to come up with better commentary…she can ring my bell whenever she likes….bazing!
The Farrlley Brothers are working on a big screen version of The Three Stooges with Jim Carey tapped to play ‘Curly’, Benicio Del Toro tapped to play ‘Moe’ and Sean Pean tapped to play ‘Larry’. I have confidence in all three actors to pull it off. What do you guys think?
Here’s a video of Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi seductively eating a burger. You have to give Carl’s Jr props for always coming up with the most effective commercial. After watching this video, I’m compelled to go out to Carl’s Jr, buy a burger, and make sweet love to it.
Octomom’s story just gets better and better as details of Nadya Suleman’s earlier years have been uncovered by the National Enquirer, which reports that Mother of the Year Nadya Suleman did some pole dancing before she had 14 kids. Back when she was 18, Suleman was in an “investigative” stage of her life and thought she’d try out exotic dancing.
“I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie,” she told a close pal.
“Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”
Does it surprise anyone that this chick used to be a stripper? It just seems like a natural fit. A place where an attention-deprived chick could get all the attention she wanted and then some.
If you were wondering when you could catch Lindsaty Lohan in her next next big blocbuster movie, wonder no longer….as her new movie Labor Pains will be released on the big….I mean little screen in July of this year. The film’s production company, Nu Image/Millennium Films, has confirmed that the comedy will premiere on ABC Family in July 2009 and will be released on DVD a month later. Wow, thats pretty low on the totem pole. I figure a movie like this would be reserved for the likes of Tina Yothers and that chick that played Blair from The Facts Of Life and not a caliber actress like Lindsay.
Here are a few pics of Blake Lively arriving before an appearence on the Late Show. After that Rolling Stone spread Gossip Girl immediately became my new favorite show. Yeah, it might be aimed at teenage girls and yeah the show may be titled ‘Gossip Girl’, but Blake Lively and Leighton Meester is too hot of a combo to resist.
Morning Odor:
Sean Penn and Natalie Portman are making out – The Blemish
Grammy winning Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a woman saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston to Miami. According to the Huffington Post:
Officers interviewed Crespo upon his arrival but did not arrest him. No charges have been filed.
When asked by police at the airport about the accusation, the 37-year-old Puerto Rican singer said: “I don’t recall doing that.”
Because the incident took place over U.S. air space, the FBI is also investigating. Messages left for the FBI office in Miami also were not immediately returned.
According to the police report, 52-year-old Patricia Perea of Canyon Gate, Texas, told police she was sitting next to the singer of the hit song “Suavemente.” She said that about 15 minutes after the plane left Houston, Crespo covered himself with a blanket and began to masturbate, then exposed himself.
The most disturbing thing about this article is that the FBI is investigating this.