From left to right: Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, and R2D2.

Darth Vader looks like he could be the guy who delivered the pizza to the wrong door in an early 80′s porn film.

10. Miss USA Falls On Her Ass

9. Model Falls On Her Face

8. Designer Falls Through A Hole

7. Top Model FAIL

6. Model Falls Through A Hole

5. Model Can’t Seem To Get Walking Right

4. Carmen Electra can’t be upstaged when it comes to falling on her ass

3. Runway Made For Falling

2. Models Dress Falls Off

1. Jennifer Hawkins Wardrobe Malfunction

Here are a few pics of Tara Reid doing the bikini thing in St. Tropez. This Hollywood spit towel is vacationing in St. Tropez while you’re sitting at work ragging on her. Isn’t America wonderful?

Chyna Gets Rejected By 2 Clubs In 1 Night

Here are a few pics of Tara Reid working the short shorts in St Tropez. It really surprises me that this chick is still getting media coverage but then again Kim Kardashian is famous, Kevin Federline is driving a Ferrari, and Paris Hilton is somehow miraculously alive even though she has every sexually transmitted disease known and unknown to mankind…so it really shouldn’t surprise me.

Here are a few pics of Heather Graham giving us a creative weather report over there in the UK. And from what Heather is forecasting, it seems to be a bit nippy.

Daily Odor:

Gary Dell’Abate Bababooey First Pitch FAIL – Caveman Circus

Masuimi Max Makes For A Good Thursday – Holy Taco

Fergie Buttas Up The “American Idol” Finale! – Bastardly

Yesica.Toscanini In A Bikini Is Amazing – Use My Computer

Eliza Dushku – Legshow, Out & About – NS4W

Paris Hilton – Cleavage in Magic Bra – Glamzilla

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Denise Milani – F-Listed

I had no idea Greg Brady was so gangsta – On 205th

5 Pretty Solid Elevator Pranks – Uncoached

Dream Kelly is Now a Grown Up Capitalist – HGOM

Kobe Annoying LeBron In The Puppet Commercial – Total Pro Sports

Mark Sanchez’ Girlfriend Hilary Rhoda in GQ – Yeeeah

Shawn Johnson made off pretty well – The Blemish

Hot Busty Chicks To Get You Through Thursday – Funtasticus

This Subway employee is an idiot – Hilarity

In Pictures: Japanese Vending Machines – DJ Mick

Faceplant Photo Of The Day – Don Chavez

Terminator Spoof: Handjobs For the Future – Bachelor Guy

Anna Kournikova’s romp in bubbles & balls – HQ-Celebrity

Lucy Pinder Is Hot In A Bikini Video – Camel Tap

Avril Lavigne in a Blue Bikini – LAX Time

Chicks That Surf Is The Hotness Of The Day – Wii Hotties

Here are a few pics of Lindsay Lohan showing off that bikini body in Maui. Yeah she might be crazy and coked up but her breast are really her saving grace and keeps me posting pictures of her.

Morning Odor:

Mike Tyson Responds To The Critics Of “Tyson” (Holy Taco)

Summer Glau Is All Kinds Of Hotness – (Use My Computer)

Why Are High Schoolers So Dumb? (College Candy)

Katrina Darrell – Bikini Photos (American Idol Bikini Girl) (NS4W)

Breaking Bricks FAIL (On 205th)

Beyonce is All Kinds Of Sexy (Yeeeah)

Masuimi Max – Latex, lingerie and guns (Oyster)

Karina Leon Needs More Media Coverage (Camel Tap)

Angelica Bridges makes red sexy (Funtasticus)

Marisa Miller again? Why Not (Me And Isis)

Oh hey Dakota Fanning, you 18 yet? (Blog Of Hilarity)

2 Girls Play Guitar Hero In Short Shorts (Wii Hotties)

Canadian Couple Caught Doing It In The Dumpster (Busted Coverage)

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag got fake married again (The Blemish)

Ashley Tisdale the playful schoolgirl (HQ-Celebrity)

Gisele Bundchen in her Lacey Bra for VS (LAX Time)

In an attempt to quell the firestorm after her remarks on gay marriage on Sunday at the Miss USA pageant, Miss California Carrie Prejean spoke in an interview for Access Hollywood on Monday morning, revealed that her sister is a gay rights activist.

“My sister is a second lieutenant in the Air Force and she is a gay rights activist,” Carrie told Billy Bush. Her sister, she added, is not gay. “No. She supports gay people, she supports gay marriage. My beliefs have nothing to do with my sister or my mom, or whatever.”
“She was just in my hotel room and she said, ‘Sis, I’m not offended by anything that you said. We have two different opinions and I love you because of it. I love you because you stood up for what was right, and it’s not a matter of being gay or not gay, it’s a matter of you competing for Miss USA and getting a question and answering it to the best of your ability.”

“I’m against Gay marriage, but I still support world peace and a cure for cancer. Can I have my crown now?” I have to say I feel a bit sorry for her. She’s hardly the first public figure to come down on the wrong side of history when it comes to civil rights.

Gossip phenom, Perez Hilton had a birthday party at the Viper Room over the weekend and undoubtedly the stars were out in droves to celebrate. Aubrey O’Day, Heidi Montag, and Tara Reid, the triple tag team of unconcentrated thoughts and attention whoring were in attendance and showed everybody how to grasp on to every last second of 15 minutes.