Here’s an awesome video from Addidas remaking the famous Mos Eisley Cantina scene from the first Star Wars with guest appearances from David Beckham, Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg, Franz Beckenbauer, Noel Gallagher, Ian Brown, Ciara, Jay Baruchel, and DJ Neil Armstrong.

Following in the footsteps of ShitMyDadSays, the prodigal son of everybody’s favorite Sith Lord, Luke Skywalker has collected a few choice quotes from his dad and compiled them on his new Twitter, ShitMyDarthSays. Here is a sampling from one of the most humorous dark lords in the universe…

“If Tiger’s dead father angrily lightsabered off his golfing arm in a commercial, then I’d think about buying some Nikes”

“Do you think it’s passive-aggressive to vaporize an ex co-worker’s entire star system with your giant Death Planet?”

“A good April Fools prank is sneaking up behind people who play April Fools pranks and beheading them with a lightsaber.”

“I don’t know if its his big hats, electronic voice, or evil-sounding name, but T-Pain’s music really speaks to me.”

“It is useless for me to resist purchasing this iPad, but I shall only refer to it as my ‘Dark Tablet of Atrocities’.”

“Luke, I would never type ‘LOL’. What is the clever Internet chat abbreviation for ‘deep menacing robot breathing’?”

via Buzzfeed

Here’s a pretty interesting music video of Ke$ha’s ‘Tik Tok’ with Star Wars integrated into the mix. Although the song makes you want to run into a wall head first, the Star Wars element makes it somewhat bearable.

Here’s a clip of Slave Leia and Lara Croft engaging in a friendly snowball fight. Although it would have been a billion times cooler had it gotten rough and they both tore each others clothes off in anger and then kissed and made up afterward…oh wait…did I say that out loud?

Linkage:

The Worst Hotel In The World – Caveman Circus

The World’s Tallest Dog – Ned Hardy

Carrie Prejean Bikini Nip Slip pictures – Taxi Driver

Diana is a hot senior from Syracuse – College Humor

Miss America 2010 Caressa Cameron – Moe Jackson

Irina Sheik lingerie pics are pretty awesome – Linkiest

More than 5,000 Australians Go Nude for Art Project – NS4W

Video of Marilyn Monroe Smoking Pot – Yeeeah

Leighton Meester’s GQ Photoshoot Is Kinda Slutty – Dj Mick

Train Kicks Floods Ass And Nails Pedestrians – Uncoached

Leighton Meester’s executive look is sexy – HQ-Celebrity

Brooklyn Decker is a ray of sunshine – Funtasticus

Coco’s Ass Breaks Twitter – City Rag

A roof collapsed on Snooki – The Blemish

Of all things big and small, this has to be one of the most epic mashups I have ever laid my eyes on. The only thing wrong with this poster is Eileen needs to be in the Princess Leia slave uniform…

Even though he has countless weapons to fucking destroy you in every way imaginable, Yoda is not afraid to get down and dirty and shank you if need be.

Here’s a video of Darth Vader getting down to MC Hammer’s ‘You Can’t Touch This’. I’m guessing in his spare time when he’s not scouring the universe for Jedis, he’s in his room practicing his dance moves.

Yes…a 70 minute review because The Phantom Menace sucked that badly and deserves a 70 minute bashing.

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Below is a video of David Lynch recalling why he turned downed Return Of The Jedi when asked by George Lucas to direct it. Although he didn’t really give a reason, it is however David Lynch. He is allergic to coherent messages. He thrives on obtuse, indecipherable, but inexplicably cool messages.