Here’s a clip of some chick doing an impersonation of Michael Jackson. The frightening part is how dead accurate it is.

Here’s a super awesome video of Michael Jackson just tearing up Super Mario Brothers like no other. I’m looking forward to Metal Gear Farrah Fawcett Solid next….

One word: FAIL!

If you were one of the many unlucky 1.6 million people not to be chosen to attend the Michael Jackson Memorial event at the Staples Center on Tuedsay, you still have a chance at attending. An auction on Ebay is selling 1 ticket with the current bid as of 2:39am pst at US $10,099.00. Dedicated, and heavily affluent Michael Jackson fans need only apply.

Here’s a video of Hitler getting pissed that Michael Jackson is dead and thereby won’t be able to perform at his birthday party. Props to the dude that created this video, I almost pissed in my pants upon viewing this epic vid.

Here’s a pic of Limp Bizkit front man and perennial douche, Fred Durst dressed up like the late and great Michael Jackson a few weeks before the King Of Pop kicked the bucket. What the fu*k happened to Fred Durst??? He looks like a homeless man that just stole from a costume shop.

Here’s a video of 1500 inmates housed at Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines, paying their tributes to the late and great Michael Jackson, just 10 hours after receiving word that the King of Pop passed away.

I haven’t reported on the Michael Jackson death and the controversy surrounding his eccentric lifestyle strictly for the reason that you guys could find about it on practically every other website on the internet. I will however offer my tribute to the King Of Pop with his recording of ‘Lisa Its Your Birthday’ which never aired on the Simpsons due to contractual agreements.

Authentic Version:

As sung by Kipp Lennon which aired on Fox::

Here are a few pics of Jodie Marsh at some event. If you look closely at her nose, you can see that countless plastic surgeries have withered it down to a Michael Jackson-esque shape.

Take eclectic, disturbing and gaudy and blend it all together and you have the Michael Jackson Neverland auction. From potraits of children playing together, to ta 9-11 memorial with a George W. Bush quote embedded, nothing out of the ordinary was missing. See the rest of Paul Scheer’s pics on Flickr.