Here’s a list of 10 of the scariest celebrity mugshots of all time. Judging by these pictures, it looks like it might have been a better idea to keep these people in jail.

10. Larry King

9. James Brown

8. Yasmine Bleeth

7. Paul Reubens

6. Glenn Cambell

5. Amy Whinehouse

4. Michael Jackson

3. Gary Coleman

2. Nick Nolte

1. Phil Spector

Never in my wildest imagination would I have thought that I would honor a vulgar dog sock puppet with a top 10 list but Heidi Montag is famous, a bunch of Guidos have a hit tv show and Kate Gosselin has a decent haircut now, so anything is possible.

9. Access Hollywood

8. The 2008 Presidential Debate

7. MTV’s Video Music Awards

6. The American Idol Auditions

5. The Jay Leno Show

4. Bon Jovi Concert

3. The Michael Jackson Trial

2. The Tony Awards

1. The Star Wars Premiere

The folks over at the Food Network Humor compiled a list of the top 10 Foodgasms that rocked 2009 in inexplicable ways. Although this list could have been alternately titled The Top 10 Photos Of People Fighting Off A Huge Fart.

1.

Christina Aguilera at the 2001 Billboard Awards.

2.

Andy Dick at the 2001 VMA's.

3.

Lady Gaga at the 2009 VMA's. (I understand this isn't red carpet, but how could I leave this one out?)

4.

Victoria Rowell at the 2009 Emmy Awards.

5.

Lenny Kravitz at the 2003 VMA's.

6.

Lil Mama at the 2007 VMA's.

7.

Cynthia Garrett at the 2008 Golden Globe Awards.

8.

Diane Keaton at the 2004 Golden Globes.

9.

Diane Keaton at the 2004 Academy Awards.

10.

Bruno at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards.

11.

Pamela Anderson at some Vanity Fair thing in 2006.

12.

Kelis at the 2008 Grammy Awards.

13.

Lil Kim at the 2004 VMA's.

14.

Macy Gray at the 2001 VMA's.

15.

Jennifer Lopez at the 2000 Grammy Awards.

16.

Matt Stone and Trey Park at the 2001 Academy Awards.

17.

Imogen Heap at the 2007 Grammy Awards.

18.

Britney and Justin at the 2001 American Music Awards.

19.

Noah Cyrus & BFF Amanda Grace in 2009.

20.

Pink in 2001.

21.

Christina Aguilera at the 2002 VMA's.

22.

Lara Flynn Boyle at the 2003 Golden Globe Awards.

23.

Bjork at the 2001 Academy Awards.

24.

Lil Kim at the 2000 VMA's.

25.

Da Brat at the 2002 BET Awards.

26.

Tara Reid in 2004.

27.

Fergie in 2006.

28.

Whoopie Goldberg at the 2004 Golden Globe Awards.

29.

MIA at the 2009 Grammy Awards.

30.

Britney Spears at the 2000 Billboard Music Awards.

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As we all know, the Maury Povich show is one of the best shows on TV. He brings on these amazing guests who just make complete idiots of themselves on national TV. Whether it be a paternity test, a ridiculous fear of balloons or sending some slutty 14 year old chick to boot camp, the Maury show has it all! Here are the top 10 moments in Maury history.

10. Maury Attacked On His Own Show

9. Black Bodybuilder Loves A Smurf

8. 15 year old had sex with over 10 different men and is in a gang

7. Woman Terrified Of Cotton

6. Dude Is Scared To Death About Peaches

5. Woman Scared Of Chickens Gets Harassed By Flock

4. Dude Finds Out His Has 8 Children

3. White Guy + White Wife = Half Black Baby???

2. 15 Year Old Will Do Whateva She Wants

1. You Are Not The Father

A cartoon heart-throb, Who Framed Roger Rabbit’s Jessica Rabbit has over the years helped to turn a lot of young boys into men. So wishes came true when the claim that cheeky animators sneaked in a few frames of her without underwear during the scene in which Jessica and Bob Hoskins in a taxi that runs into a lamp-post. As she is thrown from the car, Jessica lands, causing her red dress to hitch up revealing her apparently unclothed nether regions. In some cases it has been tradition for animators to slip racy shots in films for a split second but it seems that their fun can be spoilt by young men pausing the scene in movie where Jessica Rabbit spreads her legs. Now why they would do that, I have no idea…

See the rest of the list here

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1. The Landlord – Funny Or Die

2. Dick In A Box – SNL

3. Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James – Chappelle’s Show

4. Tina Fey As Sarah Palin – SNL

5. Bush’s Speechalist – Comedy Central’s Last Laugh

6. More Cowbell – SNL

7. Will Arnett’s Sex Tape – Human Giant

8. German SS Soldiers – That Mitchell And Webb Look

9. Clayton Bigsby, The Black White Supremacist — Chappelle’s Show

10. Census Taker – SNL

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Here is a compilation of the worst celebrity haristyles of the past decade. Hopefully you don’t find yours among any of these 19 trainwrecks.

The Combover

As seen on Donald Trump.

The Blowover

As seen on Larry King.

The Poof

As seen on Snookie.

The Fauxhawk

As seen on Sanjaya.

The Beehive

As seen on Amy Winehouse.

The Blowout

As seen on the Gotti Boys.

The Shaved Head

As seen on Britney Spears.

The Half Shaved Head

As seen on Cassie.

The Kate Gosselin

The White Guy With Cornrows

As seen on Justin Timberlake.

The White Guy With Dreadlocks

As seen on Adam Duritz of the Counting Crows.

Extensions

As seen on Britney Spears after she shaved her head.

The Emo

As seen on Pete Wentz and every other emo band circa 2005.

Frosted Tips

As seen on Justin Timberlake and every other boyband member circa 2000.

The Little Boy Part On The Old Man

As seen on John Travolta.

The Eminem

As seen on Guy Fieri.

The Space Alien

As seen on Gaga.

1. She Is A Verb

2. Her Bangs Will Eat You

3. Her Website Reeks Of Geocities Page Builder circa 1997

4. She can kick irrelevant Presidential baggage if necessary

5. Her Bangs Will Eat You