Last night at Katsuya (sushi restaurant) in Hollywood, Jessica Simpson looked pretty loaded as she left.

This was supposed to be a post about Jessica Simpson’s new football star boyfriend. Until I saw the above picture, that is. Never has there been a more quintessential lonely fat girl picture. It’s the kind of picture you find sandwiched between a worn copy of “Twilight: New Moon” and Weight Watchers calorie-counting guidebook, only the pretty girls’ eyes have been scratched out with a paperclip and there are horns and mustaches on their faces and the back is covered in nacho cheese and tears. It’s like my junior prom photo all over again.

With Brooke Shields and Jennifer Garner at the opening of the Casino Club At The Greenbrier in West Virginia:

See the rest of the Jessica Simpson pictures here

Here’s a clip from the Ellen show with Jessica Simpson making herself useful and giving every a eyeful of her awesome cleavage. Once again, I got nothing out of the interview as my focus was completely transfixed on Jessica’s funbags.

Linkage:

The Girls Of Facebook Love Showing Off Cleavage – Caveman Circus

The Most Awesome Video You Will See Today - Ned Hardy

Hot College Girl Matchup Of The Day – College Humor

Alexandra Burke Panty Upskirt – Taxi Driver

Heather Graham looking hot as hell – Moe Jackson

Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini is so damn hot – Drunken Stepfather 

The 10 most controversial South Park clips – Linkiest

Keira Knightly super sexy photoshoot – Use My Computer

Nicki Minaj Got Ass Implants – Yeeeah

Lizzy Caplan sexes up Complex magazine – Guyism

Toni Braxton Camel Toe – The Nip Slip

I Like The Look Of Jaime Koeppe In Short Shorts – DJ Mick

Derek Jeter shows you how to treat a lady – Busted Coverage

Presenting you With Ice Girls of the NHL – Uncoached

Celebrity Nose Job Explosion – City Rag

Elizabeth Hurley is so damn sexy – Don Chavez

Lindsay Lohan going braless – HQ-Celebrity

Jessica Simpson and her cleavage made an appearance on the Tonight Show the other day. She was on there to promote something or talk about something but after watching the video, all I got from the conversation was “blah blah blah” as I was busy “fap fap faping”. Then again do you really care what an idiot blonde has to say anyway?

Linkage:

The Most Awesome Kobe Bryant Fan Ever - Caveman Circus

Tea Party Douchebag Rages Like No Other – Ned Hardy

A Nice Gallery Of Car Fails – College Humor

Food Network Giada de Laurentis Nip Slip Flash – Taxi Driver

Playboy Twin with her Black Boyfriend – Drunken Stepfather

Hot U.S. Gymnast, Carly Patterson – Use My Computer

Nicole Scherzinger looking sexy as hell – Moe Jackson

Video: Basketball team celebrates early and loses – Linkiest

Snooki Starts a Fight While Filming Jersey Shore – Yeeeah

Kim Kardashian lets host grab her ass – The Nip Slip

The 2010 Mullet Toss Bikini Contest Photos – Busted Coverage

Anna Chlumsky sure has grown up – Guyism

A Gallery of Sexy Chicks Walking Their Dogs – Uncoached

South American + Oriental = Sexy Monique May – Dj Mick

Kim Kardashian got sex appeal on her ass – HQ-Celebrity

Alexa Vega Grew Up Nicely – NS4W

Coco’s Booty Bar is Now Serving – City Rag

Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Was Outta Control – Don Chavez

Linkage:

I don’t know what’s worse, her atrocious new haircut or the vomit inducing patterns on her shirt. All in all, I give this a 8 on the fail scale.

Awesome compilation of sexy Jessica Simpson pictures – City Rag

I Can’t Believe she’s wearing that in public – Caveman Circus

The Dancing Bear is awesome on so many levels – Ned Hardy

Mickey Rourke Gets A Boobs Flash – Taxi Driver

10 ways to identify a douchebag – Linkiest

Best Of Alicia Keys (68 Photos) – Dj Mick

Olympic Skier Lindsey Vonn Bikini Photoshoot – Yeeeah

Carmen Electra brought the big guns – Guyism

Girls from Dating Sites Are Not as Hot As you Wished – Uncoached

Lindsey Strutt is super super hot – Funtasticus

Paris Hilton…still slutty in Brazil – Don Chavez

New Twilight Edward Sex Toy – Celeb Jihad

Ashley Tisdale’s stunning bikini pictures – HQ-Celebrity

Megan Fox Braless For W Magazine – Pick Me Up News

Bianca Gascoigne in hot Fishnet Dress – Glam Crunch

Here are a few pics of Jewel performing at the Woodland Zoo in Seattle. Jewel must be really hard up for gigs if she is performing at a fucking zoo. This career trajectory closely resembles that of Jessica Simpson and when she performed at Sea World.

Morning Odor:

Video Footage Of 2 Year Old Lighting Up A Cigarette – Caveman

Pixie And Peaches Geldof Topless – Speed Monkey

Heidi Montag’s Performance At The Miss Universe Pageant – Celeb Jihad

Alanna Schear needs more media coverage – Use My Computer

Kim & Khloe Kardashian Hot At Foxtail – Moe Jackson

Ali Landry Bikini Pictures – Yeeeah

Blake Lively – Busty & Leggy On the Set of Gossip Girl – NS4W

AnnaLynne McCord was at Wet Republic – The Blemish

Paola Corvea has an awesome bra – On 205th

Melanie Brown proudly shows her boobs – HQ-Celebrity

Hayden Panettiere – Leggy Candids in shorts with her dog – Glamzilla

Why We Love College Football: A Gallery Of Photos – Busted Coverage

The baddest Guido around – Blog Of Hilarity

Now this is the type of guy you want following you all over the place and desparately trying to take pictures of you.

Here are a few pics of Jessica Simpson showing off some cleavage at La Esquina in New York. Her musical career might be in the toilet but as long as she maintains weight and continues to show off her awesome cleavage, she will always remain relavent.

Jessica Simpson’s hotness could only get her so far. All the forgotten lyrics and the jeering crowds of rednecks has finally caught up this light headed entertainer. OK! Magazine has confirmed that Jessica Simpson has officially been dropped from her country music label Sony BMG Nashville. Jessica’s first country single, Come On Over, made it to No 18 in Billboard Hot Country Songs chart. But her latest single, Pray Out Loud, has so far failed to chart. With no brains and little talent left to show, the only thing she can fall back on now is her sex appeal. Get used to those short shorts, because those will be paying the bills from now on.