Here are a few pics of Hugh Hefner’s new trio of girlfriends aka The New Girls Next Door at Kress nightclub in Hollywood. There’s the incetuous twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon flanking his main squeeze Crystal Harris. Although he gets points for the twins, it’s definitely a downgrade from Holly, Bridgette and Kendra.

Daily Odor:

You Are NOT The Father! 10 Awesome Paternity Test Videos – Caveman Circus

15 Ridiculous Tramp Stamps – College Humor

I Like The Look Of Ice Hockey Crew Girls – Dj Mick

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Emely Villalobos – F-Listed

Nicole Scherzinger – Hot Body In Bikini – Glamzilla

Bored In Bikini, Why Not Wii? – Wii Hotties

Vintage Cars and Groovy Girls – Sublime Blog

Nothing Sexy About Falling Out Of A Truck – Don Chavez

Annalynne McCord’s Is Super Sexy In Gold – The Grumpiest

Glamour Model Michelle Tasatti Has Many Interests – HGOM

Ardina Voogt in a Diamond Bikini – LAX Time

Who Is The Hotter Simpson Sister? – Me And Isis

I conducted this poll a few months ago but seeing as how I am creatively bankrupt at 7 in the morning this will have to do for now.

Morning Odor:

Amazing Video Of BJ Penn Jumping Out Of The Pool – Caveman Circus

Christina Milian Topless In Vibe Magaizne – Moe Jackson

How To Score With A Bridesmaid At A Wedding – Holy Taco

Too Hot In The Kitchen: 77 Homemaking Hotties – Coed Magazine

Lindsay Lohan in UK GQ Magazine – Celeb Jihad

Michelle Trachtenberg is nice too look at in the morning – Use My Computer

Whitney Port – Bikini Candids On Miami Beach – NS4W

Heidi Cortez Hot Pictures Will Wake You Up – Camel Tap

Body paint and hot chicks = pure awesomeness – On 205th

Rachel Weisz is absolutely stunning – Funtasticus

Lady Gaga – Nipple Slip @ Columbiahalle stage – Glamzilla

Filipino Batman is a showman – Blog Of Hilarity

In a recent interview with Los Angeles Confidential, Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner revealed that he would welcome Holly Madison back with open arms because she is still the “love of his life.” Although Holly Madison has been quoted saying “I loved my time at the mansion and think the world of Hef,” Madison told in response. “There comes a time in everyone’s life where they need to go their own way.”

Although a lot of people would disagree, I truly believe that in some sick way, Holly Madison was once truly in love with the old prune. The other two girls were there for the fame and the money but this one was trying to fullfill some daddy issues.

Hugh Hefner recently spoke out about his recent breakup with Holly Madison. Claiming that Holly wanted to be married with children, Hef clamimed it was not meant to be:

“With my sperm count, it’s not possible,” Hefner explained. “I was willing but it was not possible…She’d like to be married and have children, but it’s not in the cards here for me.”

In the last week, he’s been spotted with 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. The real estate market is in the toilet, the economy is the shits, and the whole world is a mess. But the one thing that gets me out of bed every morning is the knowledge that an 82 Year-old guy like you is out there pounding the shit out of some brainless bimbo like Kendra. Make us all proud. Pop another Viagra and slip your mangled old cock in to another confused girl that just got off the bus from Nebraska. You and your dick are icons of this great country. So get out there and start pounding away!

Im gonna award Hugh Hefner with the 2008 Worst Year Award. First, three of his girlfriends are reportedly leaving him and secondly his Playboy empire is in jeopardy of going bankrupt. The Telegraph is reporting:

Tycoon Hugh Hefner has been advised to cut back on staff at his multi-million dollar glamour empire as it struggles to cope during the global economic turmoil. The 83-year-old has been told to lay off some of his staff at his Los Angeles and New York offices as soon as this month or go bankrupt. The company has recently seen shares fall from £6.20 to £1.55.

Hopefully Hugh manages to keep a few Playboy bunnies around. It would be a shame to see a lifetime supply of Viagra go to waste like that.

It has not been a good couple weeks for Hugh Hefner. First his main girlfriend Holly Madison left him and hooked up with super douchebag Criss Angel. Now Kendra Wilkinson has been reportedly seen with Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles. All bullshit aside, Hugh is my hero. He could care less about those money grubbing sluts. Everything in life is a trade. He trades fame and money and they trade their pussy. When one of them tires of the other, he trades them in for a new one because there are plenty of sluts.The man lives the life we all want. You get to bang hot chicks with different personalities depending on your mood. You want the motherly/wife bimbo, take Holly, you just want a dumb skank, take Kendra. There is no loyalty. While I dont want to be 80 years old, most men in their 30s and 40s would love to trade places with him to sleep with those fine girls. The fact you are so well along in life that a hot chick leaves you and you dont care because there will be another one to replace her and you are 80 years old means you are a frickin GOD. Cheer up Hugh….there are plenty of whores who will bang you for you money.