Here is a sampling of the text messages released today by Tiger Woods’ pornstar mistress, Joslyn James:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
I don’t know what that chick is complaining about. You’d be only so lucky if you could be the recipient of such love seeped text messages.
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You left out the part where he said, I’ll pop your eyeball out and skull f*ck you.
Wow, Tiger sounds a lot like my ex-husband….I kid, I kid. These text messages are hilarious. There’s so much real life drama going on these days. A lot of this type of cheating is exposed on websites like http://www.dirtyphonebook.com where people can post anonymous messages about phone numbers, and that’s hilarious even though lives are being ruined. Anyway, I hope Tiger’s wife can forgive him and that Tiger can find a way to stay out of trouble!
NOT FUNNY
BUT INT RESTING.
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