As you might have read already, Kevin Smith was denied a flight from Oakland to Burbank for being deemed a safety risk for being too fat. But how fat is he really? Looking at his recent appearence at Macworld, I’m putting him at 330, plus or minus 10 pounds.

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Wow this guy has blown up nicely. The last time I saw blubber boy he was thin. Been a few years of course. Of course money and success equals having new friends. Porterhouse, T-bone, ribeye, filet mignon. Oh and sirloin. Yeah I know those guys. I bet when he goes jogging he leaves potholes. I bet when he goes to a restaurant and looks at the menu, he tells the server “OK”. He probably goes to the tall and fat store. They have miles and miles of fabric, in all shades and colors. But hey, if you want to look thin……you hang out with fat people. A real chubby tubby tub toy he has become. Good luck with your career lard bucket. He-he.
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