Pierce Brosnan’s Hot Wife FAIL

January 20, 2010

You gotta give it up to the ex-007, Pierce Brosnan for hanging around this behemoth he calls his wife. Any lesser man with the same fame and fortune would have dumped her 150 pounds ago for a younger, hotter and definitely slimmer bimbo.

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SOCROC January 20, 2010 at 2:53 pm

and Pierce is not the only hero. Check out Alan Alda’s wife; she looks like his mother

Opus January 21, 2010 at 2:21 am

yeah… but she still has big hooties.

Geekoid August 15, 2010 at 2:20 am

Hooties and the blowfish, all in one tidy package.

Nathan January 21, 2010 at 4:02 am

Haha, they have both let themselves go. They deserve each other.

Tadgh78 March 25, 2010 at 8:38 pm

Pierce looks pretty good for 56 if you ask me. He could stand to lose 10 or 15 pounds maybe..

His wife is a different story. She looks like she swallowed her former self whole.

Patrick January 26, 2010 at 10:33 am

You have once and for all dispelled the myth that complete morons don’t know how to use the internet. Congratulations. May all your juiciest celebrity odor fantasies come true. Happy Hollywood crotch-sniffing.

goof April 11, 2010 at 10:07 pm

hey patrick, mr holier-than-whatever … obviously you are here too and leaving comments at that. makes you – after your comment – the biggest loser of all. ha and ha.

Little Ms. Sunshine January 26, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Wow. It’s almost as if human beings possessed a variety of traits – apart from their physical appearance – to which other human beings could be attracted. This evidence leads my to hypothesize that women may in fact be persons, possessed of unique personalities, intelligence, and even self-awareness. It even makes me think that maybe, just maybe, men are likewise intelligent persons capable of thinking with their brains, rather than exclusively with their dicks, as conventional wisdom assumes. Hmmm…

filthy mexican February 1, 2010 at 3:58 pm

lemme guess, you’re fat.

j February 13, 2010 at 5:25 pm

lmao.

l July 18, 2010 at 11:02 pm

lemme guess, you’re a runway model, with a sparkling personality and deep intellect.
wait… no… that’s not it, you’re a jackass.
pierce loves his wife and doesn’t care that she’s fat, why do YOU care? why does it bother you?
and maybe, you don’t trade people in like cars because woman aren’t object like your mother might have been.

james July 19, 2010 at 2:22 pm

How do you know he doesn’t care if she’s fat?

Cause he has not filed for divorced?

If he likes her fat then why did he not just cut to the chase marry a FAT chick????

Kv July 23, 2010 at 10:24 pm

omg great response. how funny! AND I am a fat girl doing something to be an EX fat… not comforting my self with the ‘i’m smart..” I am smart enough to become HOT

CRAIG February 18, 2010 at 1:03 am

WELL OBVIOUSLY IF YOUR FAT YOUR DUM. SKINNY GIRLS HAVE BETTER PEARSONALATIES THEN FAT GIRLS BECAUSE SKINNY GIRL AREN’T ONLY THINKING ABOUT FOOD ALL THE TIME

grillagardnr March 9, 2010 at 10:01 pm

On the contrary…that is precisely what they are thinking about all of the time.

chels March 27, 2010 at 1:08 am

you are right, if they are not naturally skinny and have to starve themselves to their size 2, then food is all they think of

Some Body February 25, 2010 at 10:02 am

“150 pounds”? Your scale is broken.

iftiyar February 27, 2010 at 10:55 am

i like fat wife here any body come with me i am 28 old.

You just need this blog March 2, 2010 at 5:17 pm

I kind of admire him more for knowing he knows true love :D

D0m4g0j March 20, 2010 at 6:01 am

anyone who stands up for this elephant is fat and therefore lazzy.
i would dump the fat bastard way before she got that fat and I’m not famous. But i’m not blind or stupid either.

just someone March 21, 2010 at 1:52 pm

sounds like you’re an ass though

ROFL May 15, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Just Someone FTW

Mark June 13, 2011 at 10:58 am

i tend to agree with you. being fat is usually a symptom of other things. id want to be with someone who took care of themselves.

Tadgh78 March 25, 2010 at 8:23 pm

I bet Pierce is kicking himself now that he didn’t make her sign a prenuptial agreement stipulating that gaining 50 pounds was grounds for a divorce!

LiziLou May 22, 2010 at 4:07 pm

Have you got the perfect body? Do you have members of the opposite sex just dying to get with you? If not then you should shut up about other peoples weight. If gaining 50 pounds is grounds for divorce in your eyes then you are going to spend the rest of your life alone and miserable. Nobody would want to spend their life with an arsehole like yourself, then you’ll get old and fat and alone and wish you hadn’t been so shallow all your life. And call me a ‘fat bitch’ all you want, at least I have someone who loves me, just as I am :)

james July 16, 2010 at 4:39 pm

believe me i would spend my ENTIRE life alone and miserable than being with someone who I don’t love not to mention FAT!

Pierce is feeling like (What the Hell happened).

Trust me, he jerks every night. If he wanted to marry a FAT person then why didn’t he?

Checkmate

Anthony August 15, 2010 at 12:15 pm

As much as I perfectly agree with you here, I am afraid that wisdom like this is wasted in these parts: the Internet. In the comments section, all logic falls on deaf eyes, so… just let them wallow in their shallowness and their supermodel wallpapers, they’ll eventually realize how unrealistic they’re being one day.

chels March 27, 2010 at 1:06 am

wow, my respects for the hubby. If she’s the love of his life, all the hot chicks in the world won’t cut it for the long term, surely for the immediate satisfaction, but that’s it. And to all you pigs that insult a heavy woman, you’ll see when your time comes and gain weight even if you take care of yourself and exercise, lose your hair, have erectile dysfunction, etc, and get kicked out by a bimbo that doesn’t like you anymore.

l July 18, 2010 at 11:04 pm

EXACTLY!!! :)

james July 19, 2010 at 4:20 pm

I’m 45 years and still weigh the same as I did in high school.

Greed and Gluttony is a terrible thing

anon February 23, 2011 at 6:48 pm

45 and still shallow as shit… at least I know young girls are as shallow as you are and won’t want you unless you have money, old ass.

marcifer April 11, 2010 at 12:13 am

I commend the man, and his wife for staying together.

Chromas April 14, 2010 at 2:34 pm

I believe it is called Love. Some of you may get that once or twice in life. Love conquers all.

james July 16, 2010 at 4:41 pm

Loser reply.

Sorry love does not conquer all. Only courage

anon February 23, 2011 at 6:50 pm

and stupidity… don’t forget that. Your primary asset, apparently..

chris April 26, 2010 at 1:36 pm

she really shouldnt be wearing a bikini though!

Tiff May 4, 2010 at 10:58 am

It’s called LOVE….this is one of the many reasons why marriages dont work….so your suppose to leave your wife because she gained weight? Nobody believes in their vows anymore thats why Im not getting married….through thick and thin for better or for worse love conquers all!!!!!!!!!

Robert July 15, 2010 at 1:19 pm

@chels…you do see of course that for a man whose partner has gained significant weight its the same for women as when their man gets laid off from work or does not work and support the family for a long period of time…it has that same effect on the relationship for men who are so visual…sure you can stay with her and you still love her, but you are no longer proud of her figure…as you look at her you know longer find her attractive as you once did…yes the relationship can continue, but just like being married to aman who does not work eventually it will have a corrosive effect on the relationship…it takes a very special man to be deep enough to remain together with such an over weight woman, just the way it would take a special woman to remain married to a man who left them in poverty because he couldnt hold down a good job…so yes Pierce is a great guy but her, not so great.

l July 18, 2010 at 11:07 pm

are you a complete idiot?? many women stick with their men through the hardest of times giving up a lot to support them only to have the dude trade her in like a car once he’s gotten back on his feet. so please save the bullshit.
and i love how you talk about them like you know them personally.
besides she might be A. an amazing person
and B. great at sucking a dick, who knows
the only person that NEEDS to know is his old flabby withered self because he is FAAAAR from fuckable himself! there are better looking dudes than him that are in his same age range, just sayin’

Geekoid August 15, 2010 at 2:22 am

He probably stays because she goes above and beyond… maybe swallows or takes it up the starfish… something, anyway. :D

james July 16, 2010 at 4:42 pm

and i guess getting married gives women a free pass to gain weight????

kiss off!

C May 7, 2010 at 3:56 pm

Perhaps you should re-evaluate your own self-esteem issues instead of tearing down another person in an attempt to cope with your obvious lack of self-worth. Keely Shaye is beautiful, rich, and married to a f**king ex-Bond. She’s doing pretty damn all right for herself, and it’s a shame that your insecurities and jealousy have made you attack her weight. Fortunately for her, she’s happy and content with herself, and so is her husband. In the end, the only opinion that matters about Keely’s weight is her own, and if she’s happy with herself, then she isn’t going to give a damn about the ignorant opinions of some anonymous idiots on the internet.

Judy May 9, 2010 at 6:10 pm
nessa May 14, 2010 at 1:06 pm

wow! there are some shallow people in this world. some people dont like scrawny twigs…some people like big, some like small. who gives a shit what she looks like if he loves her. and before any of you shallow dicks say anything about me, im sure none of you are anywhere near perfect or will you ever be! so muah!

LiziLou May 22, 2010 at 1:56 am

So I’m going to assume the person who wrote this is a superfit and gorgeous specimen of a human being with no flaws whatsoever! No? Well then this person should stop using the internet to slag off other people. Piers Brosnan obviously loves his wife and not all men like the skinny Hollywood types. I’d bet the person who wrote this is single, nobody would stick around someone this shallow and pathetic long enough to sign a pre-nup saying 50lb weight gain is grounds for divorce. There’s more to love than how much your partner weighs.

cs1973 May 26, 2010 at 3:35 am

Yeah, and I’m sure the author of this article is a total babe with 0% body fat. Un-fucking-likely. Not everyone is shallow enough that they choose their partner based on looks. They’re probably happier than most other celebrity couples for that reason. The real ugly pigs are the author and many of the commenters on this page. You all need to STFU.

Mike June 3, 2010 at 9:59 pm

She’s probably funny, faithful, honest, kind and a great lover. So who gives a shit if he grows old with her and she gains a few pounds.

Whoever thought of this putdown is a gay asshole who is probably a guy that couldn’t ever make it with a woman so now he’s an aging drag queen.

james July 16, 2010 at 4:44 pm

a few pounds?????

Mike June 3, 2010 at 10:02 pm

She’s probably funny, faithful, honest, kind and a great lover. So who gives a shit if he grows old with her and she gains a few pounds.

Whoever thought of this putdown is a gay asshole who is probably a guy that couldn’t ever make it with a woman so now he’s an aging drag queen.

If people love each other why do you want to go around spraying your shit on them?

l July 18, 2010 at 11:10 pm

you were going so well until you had to rip on gay dudes… dudes aren’t gay because women won’t fuck them. they’re gay because they like other dudes.
but everything else you said was a win

GOODSTUFF June 13, 2010 at 8:24 am

ERR …
both myself and my wife have gotten older and fatter over the years

nice to hold her body at nite –

let the good times roll

james July 16, 2010 at 4:49 pm

Bet your wife smells down there

l July 19, 2010 at 12:43 am

james i suspect you’re single and even your mum dislikes you.

james July 19, 2010 at 4:22 pm

I am very single. I sex with hot women is great!

hithatass July 11, 2010 at 10:20 pm

I’ll f u c k her fat a s s real good and leave a map of keys island her titties

sunny July 13, 2010 at 8:10 pm

can’t believe it.

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WINN July 15, 2010 at 1:06 pm

PIERCE BROSNAN is a Beautiful Man at whatever age he is. He carried on the role/image of James Bond that we have all grown up with. Suave, Cool Under Pressure, Able to Deliver those infamous “double entendre” lines with perfect precision, and wears a tux or suit flawlessly. It is wonderful to see that he is still with her Ladylove and that that “Love” was based on more than the size 5 wardrobe she was wearing a few years ago. Pierce is beautiful inside and out and apparently so is his woman , regardless of the extra pounds). If she is comfortable wearing a bikini “For’ His “Eyes Only” or in front of the masses…that is her perogative and His “Secret Service”! John Travolta, Russell Crowe & so many others have gained weight, other stars are losing their hair but their women still support them and divorce is nowhere on the agenda. I applaud them and say Cheers that their marriage is “shaken…not stirred” because of the negativity the media is attempting to create in regards to her weight gain.
….and for the record…I’m 39, 5’7 and wear a size 7 ….nothing turns me off more than a man obsessed with my beauty. I had attractive parents whose genes produced my features. I take no credit for it. So if someone is attracted to my looks only…they’ve short-change themselves… because I am so much more than the sum of my good- looks and I fully expect to be complimented on these other outstanding traits even more readily.
My daughter is 20 years old and recently went out on a date with a nice 26 year old young man, an electrical engineer and contractor with his own firm. She came back from the date so annoyed because throughout the date he would stop or stare and repeat “Do you know how beautiful you are?” > She told me she felt like his vision stopped there….for her, staring at her face and body over complimenting the obvious, was not a flattering thing. Heaven forbid she loses her looks! Needless to say he never got a second date!
But Shakespeare said it best in his Sonnet:
“Let me not to the marriage of true minds…admit impediments;
Love is not Love, which alters when it alterations finds
Nor bends with the remover, to remove… Oh No!
It is an ever fixed mark, that looks on Tempest
…and is Never Shaken.”

We would all do well to learn from this type of True Love and Committment. Maybe she’ll lose the weight…maybe he’ll gain more weight…either way it really doesn’t matter on the Love meter!
May we all be blessed with such a Beautiful Love!

james July 16, 2010 at 4:48 pm

Your post wreaks with ignorance

l July 18, 2010 at 11:11 pm

you’re an idiot james

james July 19, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Truth hurts

Anita July 24, 2010 at 1:31 am

It is “reeks”, idiot!!

And you are the guy who wrote this post?! Actually, I thought calling the woman a behemoth was funny…she kind of is… And the whole thing, although having a slightly biting and venomous quality, is really being taken far too seriously!!

There are mean people in the world, you can’t go around shutting them all up!

Also, it is the truly self loathing and unhappy people of the world who spend such an inordinate amount of time putting others down to pull themselves “up”!!

Robert July 15, 2010 at 1:22 pm

you do see of course that for a man whose partner has gained significant weight its the same for women as when their man gets laid off from work or does not work and support the family for a long period of time…it has that same effect on the relationship for men who are so visual…sure you can stay with her and you still love her, but you are no longer proud of her figure…as you look at her you know longer find her attractive as you once did…yes the relationship can continue, but just like being married to aman who does not work eventually it will have a corrosive effect on the relationship…it takes a very special man to be deep enough to remain together with such an over weight woman, just the way it would take a special woman to remain married to a man who left them in poverty because he couldnt hold down a good job…so yes Pierce is a great guy but her, not so great.

Robert July 15, 2010 at 1:27 pm

So ask yourself this question all you women who are so upset that most men want fit not fat partners…how long would you stay with a man who was unemployed or was not driven to achieve a good career and not able to contribute as much to the family over a long period of time…sure…lots of you would stay, but people would certainly understand if you told them you were not prepared to live poor for your life….well to a man…having a woman who “lets it all go” is very depressingly similar when it comes to the effect on the relationship…sorry but true.

james July 16, 2010 at 4:47 pm

well said

Robert SF July 15, 2010 at 11:24 pm

She’s not fat. She’s thick and built just right. Guys, stop listening to your hair stylist (what kind of guy has a hair stylist, anyway?) and get in touch with your inner Cro Magnon. He knows.

james July 16, 2010 at 4:46 pm

She’s fat. I know thick women

andre stern July 16, 2010 at 6:07 am

she may be thick…..or not….maybe can make good meals,make love good and love him only by the way he is,nonetheless he is a hero or not. eyes only catch the attention in the superficial.

james July 16, 2010 at 4:45 pm

I bet she rips em’ in bed

FART!

nadi July 18, 2010 at 2:25 pm

thats kinda mean… maybe he loves her ???

elvis July 19, 2010 at 3:25 am

Wow, whoever wrote this is a total asshat. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and if you can’t see it, you shouldn’t be passing judgement on others.

I, personally, hope they’re both happy.
And as for yourself, you could probably use a lesson or two in what life is really about.
If you’re superficial enough to berate and insult a person (or worse yet, a person’s spouse) because they don’t look like an anorexic runway model, you shouldn’t be posting things like this on the internet.

james July 19, 2010 at 5:45 pm

I’ll pass judgement whenever I feel like

{YAWN}

anyway she is typical of any good-looking girl who never knew the importance of exercise.

cindy July 19, 2010 at 7:41 pm

I think she is still a beautifull woman!!!!!!!!!

james July 20, 2010 at 1:19 pm

Typical response.

If she wasn’t beautiful before (thin and pretty) you would not have said that.

Sorry she is FAT and no longer attractive

A.J. July 25, 2010 at 4:00 pm

What a disgusting, disrespectful Pig! These women starve themselves to get a man and then pig out once they get a ring on their finger. (Heaven forbid they have a Kid — then they REally go Hog Wild!)

What does that say about him, to have such a sloppy, horrific Buffalo by his side at premieres, etc.. It says he’s either a loser or a sucker, or both. Wives (and husbands too) have a responsibility to not just Let Themselves Go after they’re married. But this especially applies to women.

He needs to dump that slothful skank ASAP !!

D.R. July 25, 2010 at 8:52 pm

I’m sure there are some men who gain weight also. It goes both ways.
I think that people magazine or another similar one did a photo op of
Pierce Brosnan a few years back…….let me tell you…big…I mean BIG disappointment.
BTW…….size 7.

Acemeister79 July 26, 2010 at 7:36 pm

Props to Pierce – unlike most, probably in love and took the vows seriously. BTW, she was the model in Huey Lewis’s Happy to be Stuck with You. You Tube it …

Fazal July 27, 2010 at 12:27 am

wow, I like fat thighs and fleshy p….ys. She has a great sexy body and balanced tummy. In my fantasy i do sex with these kind of ladies……i am jerking now!!!!!!!!!

Fariborz July 31, 2010 at 3:09 am

happy couple

joe August 1, 2010 at 2:57 am

45 and single..sounds like James likes men.

Crystal Belle August 8, 2010 at 10:43 pm

I cannot believe how shallow you people are considering you have enough free time to comment on how someone looks when you are trolling websites on a friday night picking people apart who probably have a much better chance of getting laid then you do. Bottom line nobody has room to judge another considering everyone here including myself has flaws whatever they may be. So yes sit there and type your insults while you wait for your lover to inflate you giant turd with a birth certificate. And don’t forget about the date you have with sparkles for a 20 lapdance and a shot of well gin. sorry sacks!!!

whogivesafuck August 11, 2010 at 7:03 am

this is what the internet has become – a safe haven for bitter denigrates hiding behind their computer screens, finger pointing at the world.

glass houses motherfuckers.

caesar August 15, 2010 at 6:17 am

lol they’re both fat and fucking useless!

Joel August 17, 2010 at 7:44 am

You know his first wife DIED which devestated his life. Overweight or not that woman gave him the happiness to move on. There’s more to love then appearence.

Josephine August 17, 2010 at 5:10 pm

What a lot of shallow people there are here, only a REAL man would see the beauty in Peirce’s wife, most slim girls lack personality, and are too into themselves to worry about anyone else, if you have to critisise someone for their weight, then you clearly have a problem, you must be insecure or something, so being nasty makes you feel better, you are so pathetic and sad.
Appearances are deceptive, and you wouldn’t buy a book for the cover if you knew the story inside was bland rubbish, you want to take a good look at yourselves, because there is an awful lot wrong with all of you who are critical, and it is not a nice trait.

Stewart October 11, 2010 at 9:19 am

I came in here to measure the “Sane Comment” quotient level as I’ve been doing around the Net on different topics.
It appears there is a serious problem in young men all over this country (US) and even in other industrialized modern countries.
You Morons making asinine remarks about the woman as if she was just and object have no concept of real love between a man and a woman and are devoid of love and kindness and consideration as the Nazis were. That’s why a lot of young males making the a**hole statements which is a manifestation that they are devoid of the aforementioned traits, are dangerous to everybody around them and should be re-brainwashed into thinking correctly because some of you guys in here are only about video games, celebrities, porn and what to get high on. Most guys today know more about celebrities then what the capital of each state is.
If this trend doesn’t change soon we are all in deep crap and if that’s going to be the case… then I hope it becomes legally allowable to kill Moronic Narcissists that make other peoples live miserable just because they can.

FedUp December 1, 2010 at 10:45 am

Well, it seems that a lot of people are extremely proud of their own stupidity to flaunt it in such a manner all over the Internet.

rashid qureshi December 6, 2010 at 5:28 am

sex is very important

indakow February 6, 2011 at 4:33 am

hahaha…guess he ain’t gettin’ any….how the hell does he mount that sow???

bdunn January 28, 2011 at 3:19 pm

maybe he actually just loves her. idk, crazy i know. its trash like this that perpetuates negativity and fucked up body policing ideas.

indakow February 6, 2011 at 4:31 am

like you never said anything negative…get off your high horse, dick

indakow February 6, 2011 at 4:27 am

ewwww………she looks like roseanne barr…..disgusting….if only he had a crystal ball

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