Chris Brown Is Still A Douchebag

May 27, 2009

Chris Brown released a video yesterday to promote his new album and to tell everyone that he’s “not a monster.”….





….no he’s not a monster, just a weak ass punk that feels like a real man when he hits a girl.


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Dread not May 27, 2009 at 10:35 pm

Yeah, just completely ignore the dog he keeps locked in his basement. Whenever Chris feels stressed, he pets the dog. Sure, it’s not the way you, or I would pet a dog. But damn it, who says a running start from across the room, followed by a toe pointed kick to the brisket, followed by a hook to the jaw, isn’t a form of petting? Rhianna, any thoughts about that?