Kiefer Sutherland Headbutts A Douchebag Designer

May 6, 2009

keifer sutherland

Taking a cue from Jack Bauer, Kiefer Sutherland headbutted a designer by the name of Jack McCollough at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s star-studded Costume Institute Gala, breaking his nose and sending him to the hospital. According to various accounts, the douchebag designer knocked over or bumped into Brooke Shields and Sutherland rushed to her defense, telling McCollough to apologize. McCollough refused and pushed Sutherland instead, which prompted Sutherland to headbutt him in the face.

Well Done Kiefer! Jack Bauer would be proud. Now go do Hollywood a bigger favor and head butt Chris Brown.

I’ll throw this scene in for good measure:




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Dread not May 8, 2009 at 10:49 pm

Way to go, Keifer. Why don’t you just rob an old lady for her marble rye, or something really classy like that. A fashion designer? Did he welp like a friggen sheila when you brained him with your dome? Dude, stick to beating up christmas trees in hotel lobbies. Who the hell ever heard of a douglas fir sueing someone for assault and battery.