Attention deprived Tila Tequila released a new video on her Myspace dedicating her strip-tease like dance to her ‘baby’. She blogs:
Here is a sexy video I made for my baby! HURRY HOME TO MAMA I MISSS YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!!! Do you guys think this video will work once he see’s it??? If I made this for you and I was your girlfriend, would you come over and see me????? haha! GRRRRRRR! I love u baby!
In another blog her ‘baby’ is revealed to be Ray-J, the dude who made the sextape with Kim Kardashian and Brandy’s sister.
My baby is Ray J…..and no man has made me feel so loved and so happy in such a long time. We really do love each other and I am so happy to have FINALLY met someone who treats me with respect and love. He is so sweet to me and makes me melt everytime I see him…….I love my baby……so there you have it! Tila Tequila is officially dating Ray J!!!!!! I think we make the cutest couple….dont you????? And this video that I posted earlier tonight was for him so he would hurry up and come over to see his wifey:
Much like the Kim Kardashian sextape, i’m hoping he release his sextape with Tila Tequila. I sense that when irrelavency is creeping so ever close, that sextape will rear its naked head (no pun intended).
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MILF Monday: Laetitia Casta (Holy Taco)
Irina Sheik Smoking In A Lingerie Photoshoot (UMC)
Hot Babe VS A Beer Bong (Totally Crap)
Another Hot Megan Fox Esquire Cover , Plus Sexy Video (NS4W)
Sara Varone is the Worlds Greatest Game Show Host (LAX Time)
The Great Kelly Brook Web Gallery Index (Banned In Hollywood)
Jolene Blalock’s t-shirt got wet (On 205th)
Carolina Ardohain is Latina heat (Funtasticus)
Gabriela Endringer Bounces Quarters Off Her @ss (Camel Tap)
Denise Richards “Sings” Take Me Out To The Ballgame (Yeeeah)
indsay Lohan Skinny Little Ass Pictures (The Grumpiest)
Stephanie Seymour’s blue bikini photos (HQ-Celebrity)
The most honest car salesman ever (Blog Of Hilarity)
Victoria Silvstedt – Sexy Bikini Candids in Malaga (Glamzilla)
Miley Is So Mad! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! (Celebrity Milkshake)
Khloe Kardashian got her an NFL running back too! (Epic Carnival)
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Some spaceship stopped on Earth, under the pretense of making a rest stop. When Tila (Nguyen) Tequila, also known by her alien name, K’hideasalami In’macooch, got off to grab a hot dog, the space ship pulled up the landing gear and high tailed it back to cosmos, leaving their fellow big headed freak alien behind. And now we have to suffer through the trashy You Tube vids, inane blogs, and the MTV reality show where K’hideasalami assaults good taste, common sense, along with every moral and ethical tenet that serves to keep our society somewhat civilized. Please, NASA, build a space craft and send K’hideasalami back to her home planet before the signal from her MTV show reaches her home planet and the rest of her family decides to join her!
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