Here’s a video of Stephen Colbert at one of his finer moments responding to viewer email and eating an Ewok. If you don’t know what an Ewok is, you probably have a life and aren’t living in your mother’s basement. I found some definitions of Ewok on Urban Dictionary:
* Ewoks are just stoned teddy bears chillin in they orange hoodies made famous by star wars: return of the jedi
* Sex-crazed midget-bears from the movie star wars. Princess Leia hooks up with an Ewok named Wickett and they end up having hot sex with C3P0 after the Death Star is destroyed.
* Ewoks are pikeys who live on Endor. They fancy Princess Leia, but almost have her Rebel friends for dinner, after nicking their guns and hats. Later they make a drum kit out of Imperial helmets, after throwing rocks at them.
* Slang term, for a Hairy Testicle, or Testicles, When defined as Plural (Ewoks).
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