Internet phenomenon and singing sensation, Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to lose her virginity on camera by porn company, Kick Ass Pictures. Boyle captured the public’s attention this week after a video clip on YouTube of her singing on the show “Britain’s Got Talent” went viral and catapulted her into internet celebrity-dom. Boyle, 47, who claims to have never even been kissed, wowed all three judges with her stirring performance. Kick Ass President Mark Kulkis remarked:
“The logical extension of [having never been kissed] is that she’s still a virgin. We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera. That’s a very personal, intimate moment in a woman’s life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special.”
If Boyle accepts the offer, Kick Ass will fly her to L.A. (on Virgin Airlines) and allow her to choose her potential co-stars, Ron Jeremy being a “perfect match” according to Kulkis. The plan also calls for Boyle to record her own theme song for the movie that will be released as a single.
Lets all hope to God that she refuses the offer. A Susan Boyle sextape is a cruel and unusual punishment and should be strictly prohibitied as stated by the 8th Amendment to the United States Constitution.
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Is she a man?
she is lying….it cant happen that she is still virgin
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