The Douchiest Wedding Of The Decade Is Set

April 10, 2009

heidi montag spencer pratt wedding

Arguably, two of the most obnoxious people on the face of this planet next to Carrot Top and Paula Abdul, are getting hitched and for reals this time. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly set to tie the knot on Saturday, April 25, in an undisclosed location in Pasadena, California. According to E! Online:

“This will be the real wedding,” says a source close to the couple, who last November staged a fake wedding for cameras in Mexico. “It’s being filmed as the season finale for The Hills. The controversial reality couple has already invited about 110 guests to the nuptials, but the list is expected to grow even larger as the wedding date nears. A source says the couple plans to wed in a sunset ceremony and is looking at a rooftop location for a reception.”

All I ask from some higher power is for Heidi’s eggs to be unfertilizable. Letting these two procreate and spawn a baby is definitely the sign of the apocalypse.


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