Jessica Simpson = FAIL

April 8, 2009

jessica simpson short shorts

Jessica Simpson’s hotness could only get her so far. All the forgotten lyrics and the jeering crowds of rednecks has finally caught up this light headed entertainer. OK! Magazine has confirmed that Jessica Simpson has officially been dropped from her country music label Sony BMG Nashville. Jessica’s first country single, Come On Over, made it to No 18 in Billboard Hot Country Songs chart. But her latest single, Pray Out Loud, has so far failed to chart. With no brains and little talent left to show, the only thing she can fall back on now is her sex appeal. Get used to those short shorts, because those will be paying the bills from now on.


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Herb April 8, 2009 at 9:33 am

wtf? since when did she start looking like Brooke or Broke Hogan from the neck down? But hey, she is still pretty, as long as she can stuff herself into those shorts, which is prolly just getting wider but to compensate, cut shorter

tsanda April 8, 2009 at 8:39 pm

shes only gonna keep explanding…such a shame.
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jvon April 9, 2009 at 4:35 pm

I heard that they were actually a tight pair of jeans when she came out on stage, but during the show her thighs ripped them to shreds like the Hulk and they fell off, and what you’re looking at is all that was left.

jvon April 9, 2009 at 4:36 pm

That said, I’d still hit it. As long as she didn’t talk about her new CD.

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