Hugh Hefner recently spoke out about his recent breakup with Holly Madison. Claiming that Holly wanted to be married with children, Hef clamimed it was not meant to be:
“With my sperm count, it’s not possible,” Hefner explained. “I was willing but it was not possible…She’d like to be married and have children, but it’s not in the cards here for me.”
In the last week, he’s been spotted with 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. The real estate market is in the toilet, the economy is the shits, and the whole world is a mess. But the one thing that gets me out of bed every morning is the knowledge that an 82 Year-old guy like you is out there pounding the shit out of some brainless bimbo like Kendra. Make us all proud. Pop another Viagra and slip your mangled old cock in to another confused girl that just got off the bus from Nebraska. You and your dick are icons of this great country. So get out there and start pounding away!
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