It has not been a good couple weeks for Hugh Hefner. First his main girlfriend Holly Madison left him and hooked up with super douchebag Criss Angel. Now Kendra Wilkinson has been reportedly seen with Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles. All bullshit aside, Hugh is my hero. He could care less about those money grubbing sluts. Everything in life is a trade. He trades fame and money and they trade their pussy. When one of them tires of the other, he trades them in for a new one because there are plenty of sluts.The man lives the life we all want. You get to bang hot chicks with different personalities depending on your mood. You want the motherly/wife bimbo, take Holly, you just want a dumb skank, take Kendra. There is no loyalty. While I dont want to be 80 years old, most men in their 30s and 40s would love to trade places with him to sleep with those fine girls. The fact you are so well along in life that a hot chick leaves you and you dont care because there will be another one to replace her and you are 80 years old means you are a frickin GOD. Cheer up Hugh….there are plenty of whores who will bang you for you money.
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