Super hot Australian Jessica Bratich makes July 4th even better - On 205th

Super Sexy Japanese Babe Maria Ozawa - Caveman Circus

Super Huge Olivia Wilde Picture Compilation - Use My Computer

Courtney Black Is Why Bikinis Were Invented - Holy Taco

Jessica Simpson Goes Braless - Celeb Jihad

10 Incredibly Awesome Spring Break Bikini Contest - Uncoached

Michael Jackson Reporter Gets Slap Happy - F-Listed

Cross-dressing clowns are always causing problems - Blog Of Hilarity

Hayden Panettiere skin tight video - LAX Time

Gemma Atkinson really hot Cleavage Shots - Camel Tap

Olivia Munn Totally Destroys A Hot Dog - Busted Coverage

Vanessa Minnillo is really embarrassed about her abs - The Blemish

20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines - Banned In Hollywood

It seems the pressure of fame has finally caught up with 18 year old rap sensation Soulja Boy who recently brokedown on his Twitter:

• Yeah I said. F*ck all of yall. I’m taking my money and leaving. Gonna go blow kush and live my 2nd dream. this rap shit lame now

• Like why? Like really. My music dream was THE SHIT 2 years ago before I was signed. It was everything I could ever imagine

• Then I get signed. this is where my dream slowly died.. these cr*ckaz wanna critcize a nigga. take REAL SH*T and turn it to trash

• Water down my music and my appearance and make me look like something i’m not. THESE CR*CKERS DONT KNOW WHO THE F*CK I REALLY AM!!!

• I go to the studio make new music for my fans to enjoy and party to. They take my shit hate on me. Make me look ignorant in the media

• It’s all bullshit. Like WHY do I have to put up with this? because it’s my dream? that sh*t died when crank that went #1

• I know what you thinking. But

  SOULJA BOY its the American dream your rich I would kill to be in your shoes. thats what you THINK its all BS!

• They say

  soulja boy u changed.

  soulja boy u hollywood I ain’t ask for this SHIT!!!!!! I want it to go back to how it was before i was signed

• I might be soundin crazy now.. I don’t really know about alot of things these days. But I just want EveryBODY to know this shit

• Just KNOW that i’m only 18 man… And it’s only so much I can do. It’s only so much I can take. If your really fans and love and support me

• You would hear me out and help ya boy get thru this sh*t..

Maybe he just needs somebody to take his money and fame away from him for a year or two…make him go back to selling his recorded cd’s out of the basket of his bicycle..then I’m sure he’ll be singing a different tune. Also I hardly consider ‘Crank Dat’ the ‘REAL SH*T’. Give me the Roots, Common, Mos Def and Talib Kweli over this crap rapper any day.

Here are a few shots of Kim Kardashian doing the bikini thing at the Sierra Mist beach house. Where all are the shots of her posterior??? These pictures are a hot dog without ketchup, a hamburger without cheese, a cake without the frosting, a weekend without booze, midgets and bikini clad Yugoslavia foreign exchange students looking to learn english and experience American culture….

Morning Odor:

Hottest Chick You Will Lay Your Eyes On Today - Caveman Circus

Jessica Biel practices a ninja high kick! - Bastardly

Shakira’s Sexy She Wolf Cover - Yeeah

Hilary Duff – Busty , Shopping In Short Shorts - NS4W

Jessica Simpson - Braless and Cleavage Candids - Glamzilla

Lindsay Lohan Has An Oral Fixation - City Rag

Huge Bad Crashes Compilation - Nearly Good

Five Of The Sexiest Mexican Weather Chicks - Dj Mick

Let Us Never Forget Antonella Barba - HGOM

Teacher Gives Students A Sextape Show - Don Chavez

Here’s a commercial for Hardee’s(Carl’s Jr in the west coast) new Biscuit Holes otherwise known as B-Holes. You really do have to give the marketing team at Hardee’s credit for always coming up with commercials that keep people talking. I also threw in Paris Hilton’s Hardees commercial for good measure.

Here are a few pics of Emma Watson all grown up and looking hot as ever in Elle. For all those Harry Potter fans who have watched Emma grow up in the ranks as a student at Hogwarts to a full fledged wizard or whatever the hell they become, don’t fret at getting aroused at these pictures because since April of last year Emma became of legal consensual age.

Here’s a video of Hitler getting pissed that Michael Jackson is dead and thereby won’t be able to perform at his birthday party. Props to the dude that created this video, I almost pissed in my pants upon viewing this epic vid.

Beyonce all soaked and wet in Miami - Yeeeah

Hayden Panettiere shows off cleavage in LA - Use My Computer

Blake Lively Slightly Cold On The Set Of “Gossip Girl” - Bastardly

Mandy Moore Looking Good In This Pictorial - NS4W

Paris Hilton Hopes To Die Soon - Celeb Jihad

Jodie Marsh showing off her Cleavage in a see thru dress - Camel Tap

Bianca Gascoigne - Bikini Candids @ Nikki Beach - Glamzilla

Megan Fox Isn’t The Only Hottie In Transformers 2 - Wii Hotties

Guess the Celebrity Sideboob - City Rag

The Krystle Lina Experience Is Awesome - HGOM

Awesome Collection Of Funny Videos - Funtasticus

Bangkok Babes Luuk Pat and Luuk Kaew - Dj Mick

Another Old School Megan Fox Bikini Video - On 205th

Guy Vaults Through Car Window - Nearly Good

Video: “Transformers 2″ in 60 Seconds - F-Listed

Mischa Barton got kicked out of a bathroom - The Blemish

Mariah Carey Busts Out A Short Dress - Don Chavez

Fireworks safety is important - Blog Of Hilarity

The Celtics Dancers held auditions - Epic Carnival

Jessica Simpson Big Boobs And Golf - The Grumpiest

Much like the rest of the working world, I’m just waiting for 5pm on Friday to arrive but here is a video from Family Guy of Stewie reacting to the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup Video. If you guys have never seen the 2 Girls 1 Cup video, I suggest you keep it that way. I have suffered many sleepless nights and my affinity for ice-cream is at nil after having watched that video.

Here are a few pics of Denise Richards rocking the bikini and doing it well. You gotta give her props or her plastic surgeon some props for keeping that body looking the way it does after a few kids, a bitter divorce and more than a few bombs at the box office.

WWE Legend Rowdy Rowdy Piper was arrested last night of suspicion of DUI in Hollywood last night. According to TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell us 55-year-old Roddy, real name Roderick Toombs, was stopped by police at around 1 AM — he was given field sobriety tests and then arrested.

Roddy’s bond is $5,000.

Piper tried to force me to put on a pair of dark sunglasses once so I had to kick his ass. He kept screaming “They arent HUMAN !!”. No wonder he drinks so much. I have the fight on video: